"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
Posted on March 2nd, 2014 at 4:33 AM
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"The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood."
"Add to that, I’m no longer watching television in which middle-aged men figure out how to be men. I’d rather watch shows about teenaged girls figuring out what it means to be a monster."